“A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he’s a gardener, and a witness to a murder. Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye, that there is much more going on here than meets the ear.”—Inspector Clouseau, The Pink Panther Strikes Again
“This is a little-known fact among petrolheads. You may think that people will be impressed by your purple metal flake paint job or your enormous rear spoiler or your massive tailpipes. But they aren’t.”—Jeremy Clarkson
